World of Teenagers: Quotes of the Week

"It's not fair that parents get to do whatever they want; like GROUNDING you just because you do something WRONG!!!!!" --Ender

"Okay, 'Your Majesty'!" --Ender, upon being told by Mama that, no, we are not being hypocrites when we stay up later than we make the kids go to bed, we are being adults.

Universal Truth RE: Tired Kids

Screaming "I am NOT tired!" while crying hysterically and stamping your feet, is irrefutable proof that the opposite is, in fact, true.

Note To Self re: Kids & Sewing at School

When planning a sewing lesson with 2nd and 3rd graders, never forget a needle threader!